Fucking. Randall.

• randall says (6:
  58 PM): why dont you want to go back there
• Meee (7:
  00 PM): I just don't want to be here.
• randall says (7:
  01 PM): chico is much closer than louisana
• Meee (7:
  02 PM): But in Louisianna I'll have a boy to whom I am the first choice and not the last resort. ;]
• randall says (7:
  02 PM): you are definitely not my last resort
• Meee (7:
  03 PM): Yeah but I'm definitely not your first choice either.
• randall says (7:
  03 PM): you would be if you weren't going to louisiana
• Meee (7:
  04 PM): That's such bullshit though.
• randall says (7:
  04 PM): what is?
• Meee (7:
  04 PM): What you're saying.
• randall says (7:
  04 PM): how?
• Meee (7:
  05 PM): Because if I was your first choice, I'd already be there. I offered to move my ass out there when I had plenty of cash to do it.
• randall says (7:
  07 PM): i know. but im complicated.
• Meee (7:
  08 PM): No. It's really pretty simple. You chose someone else over me, and it didn't work out for you. And I moved the fuck onnn.
• randall says (7:
  10 PM): youre right.
• Meee (7:
  10 PM): I know.
• randall says (7:
  26 PM): you are so much better than me. i cant get over it.
• Meee (7:
  26 PM): I certainly am not.
• randall says (7:
  27 PM): absolutely are. but i think thats what i like.
• Mee (7:
  27 PM): I think you don't know what you're talking about, boy.
• randall says (7:
  29 PM): shh.
• Meeeee (7:
  29 PM): You are ridiculous.
• randall says (7:
  30 PM): im just a hopeless romantic. blehhh
• Me! (7:
  31 PM): You just have single anxiety and thought I would be easy. Don't fool yourself.
• randall says (7:
  32 PM): im really glad you arent though
• Meee (7:
  32 PM): Why?
• randall says (7:
  43 PM): will you make me dinner?
• Mememee (7:
  43 PM): I'm going to stab you.
• randall says (7:
  43 PM): hahahah